So, like, if I had a couple of spare legs I'd shove one knee-deep in xopherg
's rectum, another in thepeopleseason
's. You see, I wanted to be all hip and cool with an online journal just like, you know, everyone else. So I asked xopherg for a code, which he provided promptly enough. Had I known he'd harass me every day, I probably would've been happy being unhip and uncool without an online journal. It happened to be a particularly busy week for me, so I didn't get around to setting up my account. So, the week being over, I planned to spend some time on the weekend getting intimate with my livejournal (it was one of the few weekends I've been in town lately). But xopherg, the vomit-farming bastard, giddily gave my code to tmhsiao, who immediately swiped the account out from under me. No problem, right? tmhsiao simply owes me a code, which he can get now, right? Sure, that's what he told me. Then he says, "I have to wait a week." Unfortunately, I was out of town the following weekend, and busy at work the following week. And even then, xopherg continued to pester me about using my journal.
So this is for xopherg (or, as i prefer, "x04g"--tmhsiao likes to pronounce the name "zo-FAIRG", as if it were French, but I like "ZO-fer-gee" better, and "x04g" makes it look l33t). Beyachie!
BTW, in case tmhsiao seems a little less guilty than x04g, his infractions go beyond stealing my account. He also regularly and shamelessly steals my photos
(as in photos I took and never gave him permission to use). Beyachie!