batnandu (batnandu) wrote,

What kind of sick joke is this?

Gemini Horoscope
Thu Jan. 22, 2004 by
Today is a great day for you, and you should enjoy a great deal of playful conversation, dear Gemini. Fantasy is likely to play a big role in the events of the day, and you may find yourself daydreaming as you walk down the street. Don't bother with reality if you don't have to. You are much better off keeping the tone of things light and playful. Enjoy your fantasy world and feel free to invite others into it.

If my dream last night was any indication, my fantasy world is HELL. And by that, I don't mean simply that I had a bad dream. I mean that my fantasy world is apparently a place that would make Darth Vader shit his pants. Do yourself a favor and stay where you are.

And, oh, yeah--happy New Year, everyone.
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